The interwebs is a wonderous thing. You think you can live without it, but try actually going without it. Go on, I dare you. Double dare you.
Kill the internet for a bit and put the cable/wireless router away in a box.
Put the box atop the wardrobe or … better yet … give it to a trusted friend and tell them to return in in about 2 weeks.
Now see how long you last.
I say this because, as of today, this evening even, my new house is finally connected. *happy dance*
Now go back to whatever it was you were doing.